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BoneTown Review – Fight, Fuck and Get Fucked

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Let’s get one thing clear from the very beginning of this BoneTown review – this game is about fighting, fucking and getting fucked. That’s the tagline and its description couldn’t be more accurate for this PC adult video game.

When you’re playing BoneTown, you’ll be doing all of the crazy shit you’ve thought about trying but never had the balls to try. The adult video game industry is being put on notice right now; BoneTown is the future of adult gaming!

When people call this game “Grand Theft Auto on crack”, it’s for a good reason. BoneTown has some of the most illegal, dirty and raunchiest activities you’ve ever had the pleasure of trying.

Run through dirty back roads and fuck everything you see in the third-person, open world video game from D-Dub Software, an indie game development company that’s been pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in video games.

The game play is simple enough to learn how to play quickly for the novice gamer, yet BoneTown is addicting enough for the most seasoned gamer to get hooked. Maybe not as hooked as the whores you find smoking crack and giving blowjobs, but close.

If you haven’t figured it out yet, this PC game is for adults only, and if you’re not 18+ you have no business playing this game. BoneTown is not suitable for children, not safe for work and is not a game you’ll want to leave around for family to see.

When you’re looking for an adult video game that’s full of drugs, violent acts and is 100% over the top insane with hilarity, you’ll want to grab BoneTown and take it for a spin on your PC as quickly as possible.

You’ll be boning your way to the top, nailing nuns and screwing barely legal blondes. While most people have sex in private, in BoneTown you’ll be having sex everywhere you go, from the skate park to the side of the road.

Then before you know it, you’ll be fighting and instead of throwing fists and kicks like a normal human being, you’ll slap someone with a mannequin leg or a huge dildo. The fighters with the highest skill level are even able to throw farts and shoot lighting out of their ass!

BoneTown is a testament that the video games our grandparents are used to can be buried with the other relics of the past. The raunchy, crazy and highly offensive PC porn games like BoneTown are here to stay, so get used to it.

During the game play, you’ll smoke weed in order to leap tall buildings, smoke crack to refill your energy levels and your only drug problem ends up being when you run out of them. Smoke crack with Satan and then hang out with Ron Jeremy if you want to, it’s all possible in BoneTown.

Doesn’t sound enticing enough yet to download? Well, how do you feel about burning a blunt with Jesus before having a threesome with a random slut who just happened to walk by the two of you?

For those of you who aren’t too high to notice what’s going on, you will find some gems hidden throughout the game. Although we cannot tell you about what they are, we can tell you that you’ll find humor every time you turn a corner.

In BoneTown, everything is possible. The cartoon-y style of the visuals throughout BoneTown will keep you in tune with your childhood, which ends up to your advantage when you hear all of the stereotypical jokes tossed around.

A foul mouthed, drug fueled fiesta that is brought to you by D-Dub Software, the only indie game development company I know that’s actively trying to push the boundaries of what the ESRB allows.

When it comes to a small team with a dream beating all of the odds and winning, D-Dub is at the top of my list of success stories. Seriously, they have such a small team of dedicated developers, the output they have is crazy and well worth every gaming award possible.

BoneTown is a masterpiece that will leave you hooked for days, and they’ve followed up with BoneCraft, an out of this world space adventure that continues to bend the rules, break hearts and bust nuts. When you start playing, I bet you that you won’t be able to stop without forcing yourself to turn the game off.

It’s addicting, and I recommend you go download BoneTown for your PC right now and get hooked on the dopest game you’ll play all year!

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