The Elf Queen
Head Fuck Mistress of the universe, she travels the galaxy with her court of Noble Hoity Toity elves in search of the mythical orgasm. Collector of the finest ho’s in the galaxy, she keeps a harem of Elves who she trains at the Golden Shower Brothel.
All Night Elves
All Night Elves are known for their great stamina and being active all night long.
It’s all pink on the inside… and in this case, the outside as well.
Known as the bitchiest elves in the galaxy, they also seem incapable of being impregnated.
Known throughout the galaxy for their skills with hard wood, the Hard Wood Elves are masters of their craft.
High Professor of Sexual Studies, the Headmaster is believed to be the foremost instructor of head in all the land. He is the on-site tutor for all the Queen’s ho’s.
“I’m like morning wood Wrangler, there’s only one way to get rid of me.”
The madams of the Golden Shower Elf Brothel, they take responsibility of the day-to-day teachings of the Queen’s whores.
Hoity Toity Elves
The nobles of the Queen’s Court, they live a privileged life and generally keep to themselves in the bathhouse, shunning any female presence.
The Very Merry Men
From Not So Surewood Forest, the Very Merry Men have linked up with Twink on his quest.
Having left his home to save the Princess–and then bone the fuck out of her–Twink is in search of the Three Triangles to aid in this quest.
The result of the mating of the Ebony Elves and the Nubian elves, the Darker Elves are the shadows of the woods. They blend into the darkness of the forest with only the whites of their eyes and teeth giving them away.