Missionary Beach is the first place new BoneTown inhabitants get to try out their skills. Newbies will quickly find that Missionary Beach is overrun by camera toting Asian Tourists and squinty eyed stoners.
The Sand Bar
The best place to wet your whistle and clean the sand out of your crack after having sex on the beach, the Sand Bar is Missionary Beach’s number one watering hole.
It many be only a stone’s throw from the busy boardwalk of Missionary Beach, but Firmwood Forest is a far cry from the concrete jungle. Go here to get a little wild.
Situated on the outskirts of BoneTown, the Homeland Trailer Park is home to the island’s white trash Jewish population.
Gabacho Heights’ suburban nightmare is a sign of things to come if corporate America is allowed to tighten its grip on BoneTown. An increasing number of citizens happily sell out to the Man by flocking there to shop at corporate chains like WasteMart, CrappleDees and Burger Thing.
Bone Vista Apartments
The party hasn’t stopped at Bone Vista Apartments since its doors opened many years ago. At any time of the day or night, you can find a raging shindig going on.
Havajo Indian Reservation
The Havajo Indian Reservation was created for BoneTown’s displaced native population.
Nobbing Hill is the residential center of BoneTown. Once a white middle class enclave, it is currently undergoing drastic cultural changes, as boatloads of Mexicans arrive daily and bring el sabor Latino to the neighborhood.
Started as a Friday night rager, which then turned into a Saturday night beerfest, which then became a Sunday night hoe-down, this house party has been going for years, and there’s no end in sight.
A vestige of the ancient roots of BoneTown, the Mushroom Marsh is rumored to be home to an ancient lost culture.
Sky scrapers and office buildings make up the skyline of Downtown BoneTown. Home to the toughest and shadiest characters on the island, Downtown is known as the mean streets.
The Musky Thong
The Musky Thong is the most happening, trendy place in BoneTown to get your groove on. Here the music never stops and the booties never stop shaking.
The Man Island
The stronghold of the The Man Inc., the island is dominated by a gigantic space needle said to be the Man’s Corporate Headquarters.