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Frequently Asked Qustions
What is BoneTown?
What is BoneTown rated?
Can I play BoneTown on XBox, Nintendo, or Playstation?
Can I play BoneTown on a Macintosh?
Can I purchase BoneTown at my local Walmart?
Can I have sex in BoneTown?
Why are all the chicks turning me down?
Why am I standing here in my underwear?
Why am I getting beat down all the time?
What are the Missions?
Where do I get PowerMoves?
Why can’t I jump very high?
How/Why do I get fucked up on Drugs?
Why can’t I get past this part of the game?
Why do I see stars covering the private parts of the guys and girls during sex?
Why don’t my PowerMoves or Missions work?
What is the difference between the Download version and the DVD version of BoneTown?
Will it take long to get the Download version?
Will it take long to get the Boxed version?
What do I need to run BoneTown?
I have a question that is not listed here. What do I do?
BoneTown is the world’s first adult action adventure comedy video game. It is a single player PC video game that you install and play on your own computer. If you like fucking, fighting, or getting fucked up, then you will like BoneTown.
BoneTown is not rated by the ESRB. If it were to be rated by the ESRB it would surely receive an Adults Only (AO) rating–and this is why you must be 18 or older to purchase and play it.
No. At the moment Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony are unwilling to allow the release of a title as edgy as BoneTown on one of their consoles. We are working on changing this, though.
If you can boot into Windows XP then you should be able to play BoneTown on your Mac. We may in the future release a version of BoneTown that runs on OS X.
No. Currently there is no way that WalMart, GameStop, Best Buy, etc. will sell as edgy of a title as BoneTown in their stores. You can purchase BoneTown as either a digital download or a DVD box copy from bonetown.com.
Yes. BoneTown is a diverse place with thousands of unique girls who are all willing to have sex with you if your Balls are big enough. The size of your Balls directly influences what girls you can have sex with. The larger the Balls the more girls you can have sex with.
Each chick has a level from 1 to 10. In order to get with a chick you must have Balls equal to or greater than her level. You increase your Ball Size by making girls orgasm while having sex with them. You can increase your Max Ball Size by completing the missions found at the Blue Stars on your Mini Map. If your Balls are too small to have sex with any girls you can increase your Balls by boning hookers you pay to have sex with, drinking whiskey or beer to temporarily increase your Ball Size, or acquiring better outfits that offer higher Ball Size Bonuses. In order to bone a chick in her ass your Ball Size must be 3 times her level.
If you get knocked out, you will go to Ball Size 0 and lose your clothing and the Ball Size and Fighting Bonuses associated with them. You will need to acquire a new outfit by knocking someone out and taking their outfit using the Pick Up Key (Q).
To increase your fighting skills you will need to do several things. The first is to increase your Ball Size through making girls orgasm or acquiring outfits with higher Bonuses. Increasing your Ball Size will allow you to do more damage. Another way to do more damage is finding a stronger weapon. Each weapon has a strength associated with it, and higher strength weapons will help you do more damage. Don’t forget to use your drugs as well to help you while fighting. Eating Mushrooms will make you invincible for a period of time, and licking Frogs will give you star power that will allow you to damage enemies just by touching them, so don’t forget to use all of your drugs. As the game progresses you will need to rely on your drugs more and more as you acquire stronger PowerMoves. PowerMoves are essential when fighting groups of enemies, as they can help you fight off multiple people at once, so make sure to get your drug stash full to fuel the devastating PowerMoves that are the pinnacle of BoneTown’s fighting.
The Missions are indicated on your minimap with a Blue Star Icon. [*] Missions are the storyline of the game and also how you increase your Max Ball Size, so you can become a better fighter and have sex with hotter girls. Each level will have one or two missions that take place there, with the missions guiding you through the different areas that make up BoneTown’s diverse culture and eventually allow you to beat the game. The first mission begins by finding Tricksy the Toothless Crack Whore behind the Fill Er’ Up in Missionary Beach.
PowerMoves are indicated on your minimap with a White Fist Icon. [*]. Each PowerMove is acquired by knocking out a PowerMove Boss who will use the PowerMove on you while you’re fighting him. After knocking out the PowerMove Boss you will acquire the ability to do his specific PowerMove. Each PowerMove is fueled by a specific drug and doing the PowerMove will take away one unit of that drug each time it is used. Some PowerMoves do area damage, while others act more like point and shoot weapons. Hold down the Shift Key while you toggle the area of your screen that usually displays your Drug Stash to display the PowerMoves you have unlocked. You get the first one from Dances With Pink Elephants by kicking him off the tennis courts in Missionary Beach.
Smoking Weed allows you to temporarily jump higher. How high you jump depends on what Smoking Device you’ve acquired, and you must knock out Pipe Bosses to acquire Smoking Devices. Pipe Bosses are indicated on your minimap with a Green Weed Leaf Icon. [*] Starting with a Joint, you work your way up through Glass Pipes and all the way up to Bongs that will allow you to jump over tall buildings.
There are seven Drugs that can be acquired and taken in BoneTown: Beer, Whiskey, Weed, Mushrooms, Peyote, Frogs and Crack. Each drug can be consumed to acquire the Special Power it contains. By using the Take Drug Key (E) you can temporarily increase your Ball Size, jump higher, become invisible, run faster or become unhittable. Each drug has an amount of time its effects will last, but taking more will re-up the effects and keep you on your binge. Drugs are also used as the fuel or ammunition for your PowerMoves.
If you are having trouble with a certain part of the game you can check out our forums HERE where there are tutorials for getting through the missions.
If you want to go the easy route try some cheat codes which can be found HERE.
If you are seeing stars covering up the bits and pieces of the characters while in sex it means that you are playing a Limited Demo version of BoneTown which is censored. You must purchase the full game as either a Download or DVD to see the good stuff. We currently are not offering the demo version.
Cracked versions of BoneTown have broken features such as this. Purchase a full version of BoneTown from www.bonetown.com or your local adult stores to get a version of the game that isn’t all fucked up. If you have purchased a full version and it is still fucked up, contact email@example.com and describe as best you can the issues you are having.
The two versions of the game are the exactly the same, with the only difference being how you receive the game. If you get the Download version, you will receive an email with instructions on how to download and play BoneTown once the download is complete. If you purchase the DVD version, a DVD will be shipped to you that you will use to install and play BoneTown with. The only other difference is that the Download version comes with the latest updates while if you purchase a DVD version you will need to go HERE to download and install the latest updates.
No. The Downloadable version of the game is a 1GB file that usually downloads within 45 minutes.
Please allow up to two weeks inside the US and three for international, although most boxed versions will arrive within 8 business days to US addresses and within 1-2 weeks for international.
The minimum requirements to run BoneTown are: Windows XP or Windows Vista
Intel Pentium 4 2.8 GHz (3.2 GHz for Vista) or AMD Athlon 2800+ (3200+ for Vista)
1 GB RAM (1.5 GB for Vista)
3 GB hard drive space
128 MB of Video Memory
Video Card supporting Pixel Shader 2.0 (to find a list of Video Cards that don’t support Pixel Shader 2.0, click HERE)
DVD-ROM drive (for box version only)
The recommended requirements are:
Intel Core 2 Duo or Athlon X2
1.5 GB RAM (2 GB for Vista)
256 MB of Video Memory
If you have any questions regarding gameplay you may post them in the forums under “Playing BoneTown”. If you would like to report game bugs you may post them in the forums under “Fixing BoneTown”. For any other questions or concerns please send your question or concern to our firstname.lastname@example.org .