For gamers looking for a third-person free exploration RPG to get hooked on, BoneTown is the only logical choice. Forget what you used to think of when you thought about what a porn video game is supposed to look like, because BoneTown shits on all of it.
The theft and violence in games like Grand Theft Auto are nothing when compared to the endless stream of sex, drunken assaults and drug field escapades that only the most fucked up individuals could ever image. And it’s all here at your finger tips, waiting to be played.
BoneTown is a sex filled video game for the PC and is rated for 18+ due to it’s extreme amounts of sex, drugs and chaos. The game play is great and puts you in the middle of a world that lets you act out your deepest, darkest fantasies.
Want to spend your time finding and fucking a nun? No sweat. You can nail her then go find an 18 year old that is ready to have some dirty fun with you, then shoot across town to smoke some crack and smack a hooker.
Seriously, BoneTown is the epitome of what a sex video game should be; outrageously offensive, hilariously stereotypical and yet still entertaining enough to spend far more time than you’d like to admit wishing you were the character in a video game.
Stereotypes are plentiful in BoneTown but even with the over the top nature of the jokes and acts being committed in the game, you will still find so many things to laugh at, nothing feels too over-the-top.
One of my favorite parts of the game is the fighting. Unlike some games where you’re only able to kick and punch, BoneTown takes things to another level. Grab a dildo and smack a cast of characters with it, including Jesus, Ron Jeremy and Satan.
Run around BoneTown and beat up everyone in your path. Grab a mannequin leg and hit an old lady with it or punch that guy across the street that you can just tell deserves to get this shit kicked out of him.
For the gamer who’s looking for more in a sex video game than just the raunchy sex, BoneTown gives you challenges and various tasks you can complete in order to level up. Smoking crack to gain speed is just one of the many fun tasks you can complete.
During one of the many drug fueled explorations you’ll take, you will enjoy taking giant bong rips of what we can only assume is the dankest bud that ever existed.
I mean it – hitting the bong will send you high into the sky to give you access to tall buildings that you’d otherwise have missed on the ground getting some ass in the Homeland trailer park.
The story you follow along with in BoneTown will make you laugh and keep even seasoned gamers glued to the screen trying to get from place to place while having the most fun possible.
So for those of you who aren’t just looking for a nasty good time in a make believe world that is full of the foulest fun you’ll ever have, BoneTown delivers a great story that will satisfy your need for a good story.
There’s video games for adults, and then there’s BoneTown. Something so crude and offensive that you can’t help but let the inner 12 year old in yourself come out and laugh uncontrollably.
In my humble opinion, the PC video game world can never be the same after a game like BoneTown hits the market. This is the new standard of what a fun and care free video game should be.
Plus, it’s built by an indie game company, D-Dub. So when you’re playing and banging random sluts, you can be thankful to know you’re supporting a team that wants to bring you only the best sex video games possible.
Your parents will not relate with BoneTown and that’s OK, its not made for them. It’s made for you; the young, wild and free spirited individual who appreciates a great game with a great storyline and a cast of characters that you’d want to hang out with every day.
BoneTown delivers a big punch filled with drugs, sex and violence. What more could you ask for in a game like this? So, if you’re looking for a shining example of what a sex video game should be, then look no further than BoneTown because it gives you everything you’d ever want and more.
